Showing posts with label Appendage 1. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Appendage 1. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Family picture

Ok fam
Finally, I got to editing the family picture. (individual families to come soon... in theory)

Here are some options, they are all the same just a little different in color or orientation. I will also be posting them to a Picassa album to share with you when I have all families completed. I can email you files too just let me know what you want. Sorry it's been so long. That surgery has set me back.


Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Family Camp-out

I finally uploaded pictures on to my computer from our family camp-out and I thought that I would share them with everyone. The only pictures that I took the entire weekend were when we went on our adventure to see the house up the canyon. I do have some pretty good ones though. I hope that everyone is doing well and enjoying the summer. I know that we are, Mason has just finished tball and is looking forward to swimming lessons starting.

Here are the pictures :) They are in no particular order!
















Thursday, January 15, 2009

Installing a Husband

Dear Tech Support,


Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 ;uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
* Romance 9.5 and
* Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed undesirable programs such as
* NBA 5.0,
* NFL 3.0
* Golf Clubs 4.1.


Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?


Signed,


Desperate.


DEAR DESPERATE,


First, keep in mind,Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install
the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications
Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default
to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very
bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus
in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. These are
unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn
new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory
and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.


Tech Support